Everyone’s favorite fruit loop, Manny Ramirez, has been arrested and charged with domestic battery in Broward County, Fla., on Monday night after allegedly slapping his wife Julianna.
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Ramirez denied the allegations, but then again, he also denied using steriods.
[Editor's note: Technically, Ramirez was suspended from baseball for using female fertility drug HCG, or human chorionic gonadotropin. Which, technically, would make Ramirez's attack on his wife a female-on-female crime, therefore exempt from domestic violence prosecution under Florida's Defence of Marriage Act. ]
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Manny Peeing Manny
A police report was filed, but we didn’t bother to obtain it. I mean who cares, he’s guilty. He’s Manny Ramirez. He was the greatest right handed power hitter of his generation. Maybe ever. But he took steroids. Then he took women’s hormones to cover them up and got suspended anyway. He got exiled to Tampa, only to take steroids again. Then he “retired.” But at least, he peed in the Green Monster once.
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